Puff

Now, first of all, let me clear this up. I have nothing to do, with Puff Daddy. We're simply not related, understand?

Now that we got that out of the way. I'd like to introduce myself. My name is Puff. Again, no relation to Puff Daddy. My Mom named me Puff because I always puff up - "Touchy, touchy, touchy!" she says. She expected me to be a big dominant ruler! Boy did I surprise her!

Mom got us from Tom's Monfort Pets store. By us I mean myself and recently departed, Sir. Mom got us because we looked like her beloved Rattus and LJB. Mom had just gotten these big new (but used) cages so she stuck us in with the FanClub so we could learn some manners. Because they adopted us in so well, and because we were such good pillows, Mom let us stay! I sure like these guys.

About the big dominant ruler thing. I'm 250 grams larger than the largest rat, Mikey. He's cool. We play "Sit on my face and tell me that you love me" games. I really love him, and he really loves me too!

I like Spud and Squish too. They steal my food a lot but I puff up, scare them off, and Mad-Ratter, tiny little Mr. Dominant man comes in, puts me in my place, and tells me to share. I obviously get a bite of food in, here and there, but he always walks off with the goods. I don't mind. He needs them. Poor little scrawny bastard...

Well, Mom got us a Litter Pan today. It's really comfy and smells like us, so I think I'm gonna roll over and go back to sleep in this little piece of heaven.