Squish
Hey! That's me! It's MY TURN!!!! I'm Squish and I'm so happy to see you! I'm a proud member of the FanClub! I'm one of Slinky's kids! Slinky
was like this idol. He must've been cool! Super-Cool! Kinda like me, only, apparently more curious and nosy!
I'm nosy, at least I'd like to think I am. I've got my nose in everything. Me'n'Spud, we're best of pals! Together we nose our way into everything! I'm glad I'm not Spud though, I mean think of the embarassment associated with being named after a potato. Squish isn't too bad. I'm really not that squishy though. Mom says Spud is squishier, but I'm a fluffy little cloud of joy!
Mom also says I'm a lot like my dad. She says I fall on my head a lot. I honestly don't remember falling on my head at all. Of course, I don't remember much of anything. Did I mention how happy I am to see you?! That's what we, in the FanClub department of RatRaisins, Inc do. We're happy to see you!